So a long story short, my sister met her current boy friend off of plenty of fish, their like 2 years in, living together, happily ever after.
So why not join, especially when your new to a big city like I am in Ottawa. The only problem is, every one that is on there is literally there for EVERYTHING ELSE but DATING.
And at first you're excited, theres like 266311 people online at a time, so you're thinking "so much potential!" but after a few months in, maybe not even you realize that nothing good will come out of it. While some of you may browse to see my points or know from personal experience if you are/were a member, there is some good looking people, in my case some hot men! And it's exciting cause you can just send messages away and you await for a reply, but I learnt the hard way that no one wants dating, and that if there are good looking, normal sounding, single men.. there's some thing wrong! For example things i've learnt the hard way:
1) People that message you with no pictures or "private images" these people either; already have a girl friend and want to cheat, or are afraid to show their true selves, or have intentions of murdering you.
2) People that only have 1 image are most likely "picture collectors" and have intentions of murdering you.
3) People that email you a nice welcoming message; just want in your pants
4) Hot people that message you; just want in your pants
5) Anyone thats online and chat requesting you past 12AM; just want in your pants
6) The men in their mother's basements with cats; just want in your pants(1st time ever)
7) People that message you back and fourth a few times/couple days; just want in your pants
8) You get creepy men offering you cash for sex
9) You get men asking if your into; deep throating, bondage, feet fetishes, joining his current girlfriend- the lists go on!
So I'm calling it as I see it; DO NOT hype yourself up when you get a few inboxes cause like 99.99% are just there for sex and the 0.01% don't sign up for online dating. But if your in it just for some fun, then go right ahead!
-Tipper
Tuesday, 27 September 2011
Bloggy, blog, blog, Mcblogger!
Blogging, can't get enough of it, all day I was thinking about what could I blog about and hope people will stumble across and enjoy. I want ways to find followers, find people who look forward to my blogs, but how will I succeed!? There's nothing I can possibly think of that will have that epic of effect on the internet world, that will make me one of those internet celeb's, so for now I can only rant about the random shit and hope it catches someones attention and some of my followers wont be my best friends!
You would think with it being my first year of college, in a city at an apparently "party college" I wouldn't have time to blog about things because of social outings, school work, and the whole "college experience"... Welllll unfortunately everything is the complete opposite here. My frosh week had NO parties, or any that I was invited to. And the thing about Algonquin that I think is one of the reasons why it's so hard to meet people and go out is that it's one HUGE residence, it's not like other universities or college's that there is separate towers or dorms placed throughout campus, it's just one huge 6 story rectangle which I think prevents from meeting new people because its TOO big. So my first month of college has been pretty low key, it's still fun but there needs to be crazy things that happen, that I can go home with and tell all these "epic college stories" and your probably thinking "oh just go knock on doors and introduce yourself", well I would do that but it seems like a lot of people especially on my floor aren't interested in the social aspect and are focused strictly on school, which is good too I suppose. I never see my other floor mates leave their room nor do I pass them in the hallway. So as new friendships go, it's strictly the people in my classes- who are all great, or the random people who decide to strike up a conversation with me in the laundry room!
-Tipper
You would think with it being my first year of college, in a city at an apparently "party college" I wouldn't have time to blog about things because of social outings, school work, and the whole "college experience"... Welllll unfortunately everything is the complete opposite here. My frosh week had NO parties, or any that I was invited to. And the thing about Algonquin that I think is one of the reasons why it's so hard to meet people and go out is that it's one HUGE residence, it's not like other universities or college's that there is separate towers or dorms placed throughout campus, it's just one huge 6 story rectangle which I think prevents from meeting new people because its TOO big. So my first month of college has been pretty low key, it's still fun but there needs to be crazy things that happen, that I can go home with and tell all these "epic college stories" and your probably thinking "oh just go knock on doors and introduce yourself", well I would do that but it seems like a lot of people especially on my floor aren't interested in the social aspect and are focused strictly on school, which is good too I suppose. I never see my other floor mates leave their room nor do I pass them in the hallway. So as new friendships go, it's strictly the people in my classes- who are all great, or the random people who decide to strike up a conversation with me in the laundry room!
-Tipper
One of those..
We all have "one of those friends" that are so needy, annoying and a bit on the pathetic side. And even though they annoy the shit out of us, we still continue to hang out with them and invite them out, cause deep down there's some spot in your heart where you actually like them.. just a bit though, maybe just out of sympathy. Well my friend that is all of the above^^ and more, obviously had something to say about my first blog post as she was not included in it(boohoo!), neither was my family but leave it to her to complain!
So this post is ALLLL about her in every way possible- if you ask me, she had it coming!
So my friend: Chrissy is a prime definition of the biggest doucher on earth! She is constantly analyzing every situation good or bad. Here's just a few traits of hers: (my group of friends has already seen this list so this isn't new but it's a list that needs to be heard by all)
1- She does a terrible robot dance. (With the mouth opened)
2- she likes to make a lot of dead hooker jokes- never too soon!
3- only time she'll be on time is for breakfast.
4- her nickname is diabetes/debbie or "double d" works as well as douche.
5- her death row meal would be breakfeast as its the most important to her.
6- theres no possible way to just drop her off. She happens to always strike up a really important heart to heart convo when you pull into the drive way.
7-she will have random conversations with random people/ask randoms on the street about her outfit.
8- her life is revovled around awkward moments
9-she thinks im a good driver...
10- she sings along to songs and carry on high notes to prove that she has a better than average singing voice.
11-shes a regular at timmies for the night crew her 4am hot apple cider with 1/4 hot water doubled cupped lid on-see #15
12- you cant take corners to fast or she'll complain about her back hurting
13- she likes to pull all nighters.
14- if 3 ppl get a booth seat she has to be the one that sits alone
15- her food orders are complicated( 28 seconds grilled on one side and 36 grilled on the other while wrapped speciality only for her to devour)
16- a plastic grocery bag is considered noisy and may wake up the hosehold if she brings it in to the house.
17- she likes to leave garbage,printers and dishes in other peoples cars and expect them to "deal with it"
18- she gets concered if you bring out power tools without adult supervision.
19- shopping is a choir with her. She will try things on knowing she has no intention to buy it or knows she'd never wear it.
20- she sometimes smells like curry or seasoning
21- she has selective hearing.
22- when she is texting she blocks every one out while texting like you can have a full convo but if shes texting it will go unheard.
23- she always has make up on her at ALL times
24- she dosent like it when people complain about her work place.
These are just a few things, my list could go on and on, but like I said there is something that keeps up coming back to spending our time with her. Is it because we have sympathy for her so we just pity hang out with her? Or do we secretly enjoy all of her amusing traits and she's actually a good hearted person?( <-- nahhh, thats definitely not it)
We'll continue to struggle on what it is about her until we find a reasonable answer..
*Disclaimer: she's actually one of my best friends*
So this post is ALLLL about her in every way possible- if you ask me, she had it coming!
So my friend: Chrissy is a prime definition of the biggest doucher on earth! She is constantly analyzing every situation good or bad. Here's just a few traits of hers: (my group of friends has already seen this list so this isn't new but it's a list that needs to be heard by all)
1- She does a terrible robot dance. (With the mouth opened)
2- she likes to make a lot of dead hooker jokes- never too soon!
3- only time she'll be on time is for breakfast.
4- her nickname is diabetes/debbie or "double d" works as well as douche.
5- her death row meal would be breakfeast as its the most important to her.
6- theres no possible way to just drop her off. She happens to always strike up a really important heart to heart convo when you pull into the drive way.
7-she will have random conversations with random people/ask randoms on the street about her outfit.
8- her life is revovled around awkward moments
9-she thinks im a good driver...
10- she sings along to songs and carry on high notes to prove that she has a better than average singing voice.
11-shes a regular at timmies for the night crew her 4am hot apple cider with 1/4 hot water doubled cupped lid on-see #15
12- you cant take corners to fast or she'll complain about her back hurting
13- she likes to pull all nighters.
14- if 3 ppl get a booth seat she has to be the one that sits alone
15- her food orders are complicated( 28 seconds grilled on one side and 36 grilled on the other while wrapped speciality only for her to devour)
16- a plastic grocery bag is considered noisy and may wake up the hosehold if she brings it in to the house.
17- she likes to leave garbage,printers and dishes in other peoples cars and expect them to "deal with it"
18- she gets concered if you bring out power tools without adult supervision.
19- shopping is a choir with her. She will try things on knowing she has no intention to buy it or knows she'd never wear it.
20- she sometimes smells like curry or seasoning
21- she has selective hearing.
22- when she is texting she blocks every one out while texting like you can have a full convo but if shes texting it will go unheard.
23- she always has make up on her at ALL times
24- she dosent like it when people complain about her work place.
These are just a few things, my list could go on and on, but like I said there is something that keeps up coming back to spending our time with her. Is it because we have sympathy for her so we just pity hang out with her? Or do we secretly enjoy all of her amusing traits and she's actually a good hearted person?( <-- nahhh, thats definitely not it)
We'll continue to struggle on what it is about her until we find a reasonable answer..
*Disclaimer: she's actually one of my best friends*
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