One of those..

We all have "one of those friends" that are so needy, annoying and a bit on the pathetic side. And even though they annoy the shit out of us, we still continue to hang out with them and invite them out, cause deep down there's some spot in your heart where you actually like them.. just a bit though, maybe just out of sympathy. Well my friend that is all of the above^^ and more, obviously had something to say about my first blog post as she was not included in it(boohoo!), neither was my family but leave it to her to complain!
So this post is ALLLL about her in every way possible- if you ask me, she had it coming! 


So my friend: Chrissy is a prime definition of the biggest doucher on earth! She is constantly analyzing every situation good or bad. Here's just a few traits of hers: (my group of friends has already seen this list so this isn't new but it's a list that needs to be heard by all)

1- She does a terrible robot dance. (With the mouth opened)

2- she likes to make a lot of dead hooker jokes- never too soon!

3- only time she'll be on time is for breakfast.

4- her nickname is diabetes/debbie or "double d" works as well as douche.

5- her death row meal would be breakfeast as its the most important to her.

6- theres no possible way to just drop her off. She happens to always strike up a really important heart to heart convo when you pull into the drive way.

7-she will have random conversations with random people/ask randoms on the street about her outfit.

8- her life is revovled around awkward moments

9-she thinks im a good driver...

10- she sings along to songs and carry on high notes to prove that she has a better than average singing voice.

11-shes a regular at timmies for the night crew her 4am hot apple cider with 1/4 hot water doubled cupped lid on-see #15

12- you cant take corners to fast or she'll complain about her back hurting

13- she likes to pull all nighters.

14- if 3 ppl get a booth seat she has to be the one that sits alone

15- her food orders are complicated( 28 seconds grilled on one side and 36 grilled on the other while wrapped speciality only for her to devour)

16- a plastic grocery bag is considered noisy and may wake up the hosehold if she brings it in to the house.

17- she likes to leave garbage,printers and dishes in other peoples cars and expect them to "deal with it"

18- she gets concered if you bring out power tools without adult supervision.

19- shopping is a choir with her. She will try things on knowing she has no intention to buy it or knows she'd never wear it.

20- she sometimes smells like curry or seasoning

21- she has selective hearing.

22- when she is texting she blocks every one out while texting like you can have a full convo but if shes texting it will go unheard.

23- she always has make up on her at ALL times

24- she dosent like it when people complain about her work place.

These are just a few things, my list could go on and on, but like I said there is something that keeps up coming back to spending our time with her. Is it because we have sympathy for her so we just pity hang out with her? Or do we secretly enjoy all of her amusing traits and she's actually a good hearted person?( <-- nahhh, thats definitely not it)

We'll continue to struggle on what it is about her until we find a reasonable answer..



*Disclaimer: she's actually one of my best friends*