On the 95..

So me switching over? Not likely, tumblr is soooooo confusing and limiting your webpage design it blows!

Anyways, so on Saturday night, I took the 95 bus back to my residence, I got on at the U Ottawa campus station heading back towards Algonquin area. So like 3 stops pass, then all the sudden the bus is jammed packed! Like if buses have a legal max capacity times that by 8 and that's how many people we're on the bus, lucky me I got on before the bar stops came on. So I'm across from this girl, I'm minding my own business, just on my phone and what not, and this guy that's beside her is SOOOO wasted, like on the verge of blacking out, he's just dangling off those little handle hooks, he's ready for bed. But since he's a drunk, male teenager, he decides he wanted to ask the girl across from me to go home with him?
So he starts rubbing her back, and twirling her dreads with his fingers, I look up because I can't believe he's just petting her! And she looks at me with these huge death eyes and goes "I. DO. NOT. KNOW. HIM" 0.o
This goes on for a bit, then he starts calling her "babe" and "hun" and is like " I wanna take you home, and show you a good time" And she just keeps shutting him down, but he's too drunk to know that his chances are like negative million of scoring with her. She then turns to him and tells him that she's a lesbian and that she is STILL not interested. She actually says "I'm allergic to dick.. except strap-ons".
Now everyone around us is involved and laughing at him and he goes quiet, we all look over and he BLACKED OUT, just like that, standing up, swaying away on the bus... like WTF!
-Tipper